today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
“Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they’ve got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark Week every other fucking month. Why doesn’t it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.”—Bill Burr (via tarheeltrash)